WARNING: this is a [Hello this is my day post]

The man sitting next to me smells like shit.
He is wearing what is probably a 600$ suit.
Some man's name is on it and he has the taint of shit on his name now.
I wonder if he minds that his name is now covered in such a taint.
It isnt a surprise that the taste and smell of shit comes with the taint of money in a small room crowded with products of overprivleged [fuck you its now a word if underprivileged is] life styles.

When I walked in all of their eyes were on me.
My suit only cost me 60$
I wonder if thats why, I don't know.
I'm telling the story backwards now, I usually do that.
I never got the shit man's name, not from him at least but I saw a paper he was writing on it said his name was Robert. I wonder what Robert's life was like. Since I didnt want to ask him I'm going to invent something for him right now and assume it is true.

Robert is from Waterbury CT.
Robert is an only child
Robert would live with his wife but their arent married yet, I didnt see a ring but they are planning to get married soon..at least if she says yes. They have been together for a long time now. Her name is Elizabeth. They met at a football game, both of them like the Jets.
Robert has issues with high-blood pressure and minorities.

He also smells like shit.